What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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