- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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