- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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