- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

mitchell palmer sucks

hashtags suck balls

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

alert('The Game')

The queen having a shit

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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