- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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