why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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