- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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