- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A chicken walked into the bar...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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