- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

9/11 my birthday

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

No because your face is really f***** up.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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