- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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