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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

You all have Aids

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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