- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

WNBA

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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