How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

whats yellow after cani...nathan

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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