What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Poker face

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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