What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Tall asians

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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