why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Anti Joke

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