What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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