- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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