- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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