Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Religionh

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