- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What comes after 69? 70

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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