- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE GAME.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What? Yes.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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