Smelly Indians.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

My love life

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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