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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what kind of dog can tiptoe

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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