- Anti Joke

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

cats are pussies

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest