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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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