What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Me Neither.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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