why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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boner

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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