What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Dumbledore dies.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Balls

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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