- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A Fat Kenyan

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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