- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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