A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Justin beiber..

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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