- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

CFL

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

This is my favorite antijoke.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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