Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

White men's rights

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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