- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Julian Ha.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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