- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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