- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Your Mum is soo fat.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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