- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

you dint have to be a jew matt

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Justin beiber..

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what are you mike bibby?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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