- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

knock knock There's no door

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

hola said the chinese man

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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