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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

I woke up today

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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