- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man walks into a bar

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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