- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I walk into a bar...

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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