- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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