- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Women can vote? WTF

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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