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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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