Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

I'm homeless.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Anti Joke

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