- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

haha Otarts was here

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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