- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What? Why?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?