Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Your mom is so nice.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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