Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Sex education in Texas.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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www.hurr-durr.com

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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